Vinnie Barbarino performs miracle healing

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Dr Vinnie Barbarino, John Travolta’s famous alter ego spirit has been recently seen in Abadiania, Brazil performing miracle healings. Vinnie Barbarino is now one of the many ‘Entities’ or spirits that Medium John of God uses to incorporate in his full trance‘John of God credits the spirit of Vinnie Barbarino with the now world famous Up Your Nose psychic surgery. 

John of God is credited with the primary  introduction of Up Your Nose into the psychic surgery field. Before that historic moment, he and all the other faith healers were utilizing the same old procedures of laying on of hands, of surgeries with hands and also instruments with the same old results. John of God knew he needed something new, different, and shocking to set him apart from the common everyday faith healer crowd. It was then that John of God decided to go into a deep trance and reach out to one of the most powerful and beneficial of the Entities, Dr Vinnie Barbarino. In his earthly life,  Dr Barbarino was a celebrated American well known for his famous retort to life’s difficult  situations: “Up Your Nose..” The Entity Dr Barbarino then instructed John of God how to perform this operation and said ” I bestow the name ‘Up Your Nose’ to this holy and blessed procedure”. See the blessed event . 

barbarino The Entity ‘Dr Vinnie Barbarino’

Amazingly or should we say incredibly, john of god’s Up Your Nose not only cures cancer but just about every other illness and ailment known to mankind. With a quick plunge into one’s nostril, either nostril will do, the left or the right, and a deft twist of the wrist the supposed malady is healed. Everything from abdominal problems, back and joint problems…to hernias. That’s right. Hernias can be cured by the incredible application of Up Your Nose. But, these here are not manufactured and bogus claims. In support lease find presented:

A first hand  quantitative report by Josie  RavenWing, M.A., M.F.C.C, who has reported  many unbiased and factual clinical observations:

John of God…’ took an eight-inch hemostat and pushed it up the man’s nostril until only the  round finger-holds of the instrument were showing.  Then he began vigorously twisting the handle  in circles for about ten seconds.  When  he pulled the hemostat out of the man’s nostril, it held a small mass of  tissue.” ‘Although I have seen this same operation…’ – [Up Your Nose ] –’… many times since then, it never fails to amaze me.  Knowing that the nasal cavity only goes  straight inward for a few inches, I am baffled by this operation.  Under normal circumstances, pushing a  hemostat so far up the nasal cavity would probably puncture the brain.  I am always astounded that patients survive  this operation – especially with all of the turning and twisting of the  instrument – yet I have never seen anyone sustain damage from any of Joao’s  operations.  Incredibly, the physical  location and manipulations of..'[ Up Your Nose ]’… seem to have  nothing to do with the physical problems being operated on.  In one case …'[Up Your Nose ]..’ was used to treat  a man’s hernia!’

Yes, it’s true. Up Your Nose cures everything from nasty cancers to hernias, and even the common cold! An  truly remarkably factual observation and medical report of Up Your Nose by Josie  RavenWing,  with listed medical credentials of M.A., M.F.C.C as stated above. One may wonder what exactly does M.A. and M.F.C.C. mean, which she so pointedly affixes next to her name. What is her medical specialty? Internal medicine, Immunology, Pharmacology, Oncology or maybe even Herniaology??!! No, M.A. means ‘master of arts’, a general college degree. And M.F.C.C. means Marriage, Family and Child Counselor! Fanststic, she is definitely qualified to report on the next  man or wife cured of a troubled marriage by the application of  john of god’s all encompassing Up Your Nose Therapy.

Now, there’s also Lisa , who Oprah used as a test case to promote the efficacy of john of god’s Up Your Nose treatment. Excerpts from the Oprah show:

“…Doctors recommended a double mastectomy and chemotherapy, but Lisa refused.  Desperate to find an alternative treatment, she traveled from her home in South  Africa to Abadiania to see John of God. While at the Casa, Lisa volunteered for  a visible surgery..”.[Up Your Nose ]  …..”When she left Brazil, Lisa says  she followed the guidelines she had received from John of God, such as  abstaining from sex and alcohol for 40 days. She later had a biopsy and,  unfortunately, her tumor was still malignant. “It’s never gone away,  meaning I’ve never been out of the cancer realm,” Lisa says. “I was told I was  at a fourth-stage diagnosis.”

[[[[[[   Now, for this post’s only serious moment: We sympathize with Lisa. It would be most callous and unfeeling to expose her life threatening ailment, her pain, fear and torment to the public without provocation or a higher purpose. But, Oprah had already done that, shamelessly promoting a quack faith healer and of course herself and her show. Come on people, using Up Your Nose to cure cancer!!  Get real! But, David Gorsky   on SB Medicine provides some real answers to why such otherwise intelligent people seek ‘alternative’ medicine when faced with life threatening illnesses.]]]]]]]

John of God disavows that Up Your Nose was initially an old ‘carny’ trick performed by conjurers and such for ages. He dismisses each and every cited scientific and medical claim. John of God firmly states that “I do not Up Your Nose, but the Entity Dr Vinnie Barbarino does”

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But, Up Your Nose is not without its critics and detractors. Many detractors are established doctors and scientists who try to use facts, scientific evidence and clinical statistics. The American Cancer Society  has condemned Up Your Nose  saying practitioners use sleight of hand and animal body parts during procedures to convince patients that what ails them has been snatched away .  This type of useless and negative information abounds. James Randi is one of the many Quack debunkers who tries very unsuccessfully to explain away john of god’s Up Your Nose  as a cheap carnival trick:

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Below James Randi, who goes by the grandiose self appointed title of “Amazing Randi” again tries unsuccessfully to debate a well respected TV Doctor, Dr Oz in his own milieu.  Dr Oz has the irrefutable honor of being the world’s most distinguished expert on Up Your Nose. For decades he has exclusively studied the physiology :  noses, nostrils, nostril hair, snot, and boogers and  is the leading TV authority on this subject. He has also applied himself without reserve to learning the most modern state of the art technology of Up Your Nose, including forceps, and forceps and cotton balls and.., well that’s about all that is required.

Oz came up with this comment on the forceps-in-the-nose stunt, saying: “I’m wondering if touching the pituitary gland may      influence all those chemicals that go between the body and brain.”

Image6The Amazing Randi rebuttal is: Incredible. Dr. Oz is groping around to save this carny stunt and John of God by invoking such a remote, unlikely notion — that the forceps this charlatan pokes into the victim’s nostril might touch the pituitary gland and thereby produce some actual effect. No, strike that. It’s not “unlikely,” it’s impossible! Look at the diagram here. You’ll see that the pituitary gland — marked by the X — is accessible through the nasal passage only after an instrument goes about 5.5 inches into the nostril (the forceps can only go in about four inches)  and through two thick layers of skull bone! Again, Dr. Oz is  postulating theories on a phenomenon that doesn’t exist! There is zero  evidence to show that John of God has ever accomplished anything.

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The next to Final word. My disclaimer is the same as  the Disclaimer from John of God-Healing:

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Wow! These people have put an incredible amount of faith and confidence in the healing power and ability of John of God. I especially like the line “If you suspect you have a disease or health-related condition of any kind, you should contact your health care professional immediately“. They really put their money where their mouth is!!!

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All material and information presented here  is intended to be used for educational and entertainment purposes only! Any similarities to actual ‘normal’ people is coincidental. For the sick, gullible and desperate, our sympathy and condolences. For those who use and abuse them, our contempt.

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